Vladimir Putin erupts from a kiddie-color battlefield like synchronized swimming just became geopolitical theater. The crowd cheers while beach balls drift around him like policy decisions nobody plans to own. Somewhere between spectacle and splash, Vladimir Putin proves that propaganda works best when it can do a dramatic water exit.
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