E.T. walked into a human bar to study civilization and accidentally discovered that every drink comes with a moral paperwork fee. Behind those oversized glasses, E.T. looks like he is translating sarcasm in real time and losing the war. By the second sip, E.T. understands Earth perfectly: neon lights, small talk, and existential admin.
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